"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the ｡*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*｡. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”
Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU
if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
Fuck you and your shoulder waist ratio indeed.
I’m with you till the end of the line.
This is literally the worst parallel to ever parallel in the history of parallels, I mean are you fucking kidding me.
Nah man this is fucking brilliant, because of what happens next. Steve doesn’t save Bucky. But Bucky saves Steve, and by doing so he saves himself. That’s why it was so powerful.
even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious
"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza
can u not readjust ur junk infront of me
fucking shit being this attractive should be illegal
#first time I saw these movies (or the first two at least) I was 11 and obviously into legolas because that’s what you do at that age#but i firmly believe that like an essential part of many fangirls’ sexual maturation was the moment they figured out aragorn was hot#like forget any of that other coming of age stuff formative moments of my appreciation of men were all about starting to appreciate dirty sc#scruffy masculinity and I have been over here sighing ever since (x)
Girls want Legolas, but women want Aragorn.
How about both?
That bloody cream!!!!